Doberman — GTA: San Andreas Wiki Guide
GTA: San Andreas Wiki Guide
By Luis Joshua Gutierrez, IGN-GameGuides, Aric Pun, +2.9k more
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Welcome to IGN’s GTA San Andreas walkthrough of Doberman, the eighth mission given to you by Sweet. This guide includes an update for the GTA: The Trilogy — Definitive Edition release for Xbox Series X | S, Xbox One, PlayStation 4, PlayStation 5, PC, and Nintendo Switch.
Drive to the Ammu-Nation
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To start the Doberman mission, drive to the red marker located on your map, which will be in front of the Ammu-Nation. The Ammu-Nation store is where you can buy weapons, ammo and armor.
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In this mission, you’ll be introduced to Gang Wars, where you can take over enemy gang territories to gain more Respect and money.
Gang territories are denoted by different colors on the map.
- Ballas are denoted by the color purple.
- Los Santos Vagos are denoted by the color yellow.
- Grove Street Families are denoted by the color green.
Gang territories that are successfully taken over become safer to travel around since it’s now in control of Grove Street Families.
For this mission, you’ll have to take over Glen Park, which is Ballas territory. Before heading over, stock up on weapons, ammo and armor in the Ammu-Nation.
Take over Glen Park
Once you’re ready, head over to Glen Park and enter enemy territory by stepping into the purple zone indicated on your map. Keep in mind that you have to enter on foot.
To start a gang war, kill three Ballas. A gang war will commence and you’ll see the color on your minimap switch from purple to a blinking red.
Three waves of Ballas will make their way towards you and you’ll have to kill them all. Note that health and armor will spawn on the streets, so run to it if you’re in need of some health.
After dealing with the three waves of Ballas, a cutscene will play and you’ll see Doberman try to escape. Chase after him and gun him down to complete the mission.
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Rewards
- + Respect
- Ammu-Nation now available
- Gang wars are now available. Check your map to see what areas can be cleared
- Money earned from Gang Wars can be collected in Grove Street outside of CJ’s house. Look for a gold «$» sign
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GTA San Andreas 100% Completion Guide & Full Checklist
On this page, you find the ultimate guide and checklist to achieve 100% Completion in GTA San Andreas, with all the required tasks. These include story missions, side missions, collectibles, and activities. Your progress towards GTA San Andreas 100% Completion can be tracked in the Pause Menu, in the «Stats» section.
One of the most notable games of the Grand Theft Auto series, GTA San Andreas was released in 2004 and followed the story of Carl Johnson, a member of the Grove Street Families gang.
To ease your task of fully completing Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas, we’ve created this full list of all the tasks required to achieve 100% completion in GTA San Andreas. For each task, you can find out extra information by accessing the links to our GTA San Andreas Guides.
Obtaining 100% Completion in GTA San Andreas in The Definitive Edition of the game also unlocks the achievement / trophy «Remastered».
- GTA San Andreas: Story Missions
- Complete all 100 Storyline Missions
- GTA San Andreas: Side Missions & Activities
- Complete all Asset Missions
- Complete all 6 Vehicle Sub-Missions
- Win all 25 Race Tournaments
- Win all 4 Stadium Events
- Complete all 3 Vehicle Challenges
- Complete all 3 Exports & Imports Vehicle Lists
- Get at least a Bronze Medal in all School Challenges
- Complete all 4 Ammu-Nation Shooting Range Challenges
- GTA San Andreas: Collectibles & Miscellaneous
- Purchase all Properties (29 Safehouses & 3 Assets)
- Learn all 3 Gym Fighting Styles
- Spray all 100 Gang Tags
- Take all 50 Snapshots with your Camera
- Collect all 50 Horseshoes
- Collect all 50 Oysters
- Get 35% girlfriend progress with Millie Perkins
- GTA San Andreas 100% Completion Rewards
- Tasks NOT Required for 100% Completion
- GTA San Andreas 100% Completion Video Walkthrough
GTA San Andreas: Story Missions
In a city tearing itself apart with gang trouble and corruption, Carl Johnson is framed by a couple of corrupt cops and is forced on a journey that takes him across the entire state of San Andreas, having to complete tasks and missions for friends, acquaintances but also enemies.
Complete all 100 Storyline Missions
There is a total of 86 mandatory story missions to complete in San Andreas, and an extra 14 optional missions, which are still required for 100% completion.
Therefore, the player has to complete all 100 missions available, from «In the Beginning» to «End of the Line». These also include the Asset Missions related to the Zero RC Shop, Wang Cars, and the Verdant Meadows Airfield.
The GTA San Andreas main story missions are divided as follows:
- 28 missions in Los Santos
- 10 missions in the Countryside
- 26 missions in San Fierro
- 9 missions in the Desert
- 19 missions in Las Venturas
- 8 final missions in the return to Los Santos
Find out how to successfully complete all the Storyline Missions in our GTA San Andreas Missions guide.
GTA San Andreas: Side Missions & Activities
CJ can participate in several types of events and activities when not on story missions, which help him improve his stats or earn an extra amount of cash.
Complete all Asset Missions
The following are missions related to the acquisition of Assets, which are properties and businesses across San Andreas.
These Asset Missions are all required for 100% completion of the game:
Complete all 6 Vehicle Sub-Missions
From extinguishing fires, to driving passengers, prostitutes, and wounded civilians, to taking down criminals as a Vigilante, CJ can take on a multitude of roles in GTA San Andreas.
All these vehicles-related side missions are required for 100% completion of GTA San Andreas:
- Firefighter: reach and complete Level 12
- Paramedic: reach and complete Level 12
- Vigilante: reach and complete Level 12
- Taxi Driver: complete a total of 50 Taxi Fares
- Pimping: reach and complete Level 10
- Freight Train Challenge: reach and complete Level 2
NOTE: It is advised to complete these Vehicle Sub-Missions early in the game, as they give you very beneficial rewards such as becoming fireproof, and upgrading your health and armor to 150.
Win all 25 Race Tournaments
Prove you’re the best driver in San Andreas by competing and winning in the four sets of Race Tournaments available in the game:
- Los Santos Race Tournaments: 9 races
- San Fierro Race Tournaments: 6 races
- Las Venturas Race Tournaments: 4 races
- Las Venturas Air Races: 6 checkpoint races
Victory in all four tournaments, three of which involve road vehicles and one which involves aircraft, is required for 100% completion of the game.
Find more information on these races in our GTA San Andreas Race Tournaments guide.
Win all 4 Stadium Events
CJ is free to join Stadium Events at three locations in San Andreas, the Blackfield Stadium, the Corvin Stadium, and the Los Santos Forum.
Winning in all four available Stadium Events (8-Track, Blood Bowl, Dirt Track, and Kickstart) is required for 100% completion of the game.
Find more information on these side-missions in our GTA San Andreas Stadium Events guide.
Complete all 3 Vehicle Challenges
Completing all 3 Vehicle Challenges is required for 100% completion of the game:
- Prove you’re the best biker in town by completing the BMX Challenge at the Glen Park Skate Park
- Take a motorbike and perform some stunts to complete the NRG-500 Challenge
- Race down Mount Chiliad and win in all three possible courses of The Chiliad Challenge
Complete all 3 Exports & Imports Vehicle Lists
The player is required to deliver vehicles categorized in three lists to the Easter Basin Docks to complete the Exports and Imports vehicle lists.
Successfully delivering every required vehicle to the Easter Basin Dock is required for 100% completion of the game and also rewards the player with a great amount of money.
Find more information on this side-mission, including the complete list of required vehicles and their locations in our GTA San Andreas Exports and Imports guide.
Get at least a Bronze Medal in all School Challenges
Schools in San Andreas allow you to improve your ability with every type of vehicle, and award the player medals based on their performance.
Acquiring at least a bronze medal in each of the schools’ challenges is required for 100% completion of the game.
Find more information on these activities in our dedicated GTA San Andreas Schools guides:
- Driving School
- Bike School
- Boat School
- Pilot School (Flying School)
Complete all 4 Ammu-Nation Shooting Range Challenges
The Ammu-Nations which present shooting ranges have several challenges prepared for the player. Completing all 3 rounds for all 4 weapons is required for 100% completion of the game.
More information on this activity can be found in our GTA San Andreas Shooting Range guide.
GTA San Andreas: Collectibles & Miscellaneous
The state of San Andreas is large, and there are many collectibles to be found throughout. Each state has its own unique collectible to be found.
Purchase all Properties (29 Safehouses & 3 Assets)
Carl Johnson can expand his empire throughout San Andreas by acquiring several Safehouses, Hotel Suits, and Assets which provide extra income after completing their related missions if there are any.
There are a total of 37 Safehouses to acquire: 8 save points are unlocked automatically, while an extra 29 safehouses need to be purchased. When it comes to Assets Properties, there are 10 in total, though only 3 Assets need to be bought, while the other 7 are unlocked automatically.
Obtaining all of these properties is required for 100% completion of the game. You will have to spend $1,039,000 in order to buy all properties in GTA San Andreas.
Find more information on this in our complete GTA San Andreas Properties guide.
Learn all 3 Gym Fighting Styles
CJ can go to one of the three gyms in San Andreas to train his muscles, each one being in a different town.
Every gym has a trainer that can teach CJ a different fighting style, and learning all three fighting styles in the game is required for 100% completion of the game:
- Ganton Gym — Boxing Trainer
- Cobra Martial Arts Gym — Kung Fu Trainer
- Below the Belt Gym — Muay Thai Trainer
Find more information on this in our GTA San Andreas Gyms guide.
Spray all 100 Gang Tags
After being introduced to spraying over Gang Tags in Tagging up Turf, Carl has to search for a total of 100 gang tags around Los Santos to spray over.
The player can use a Spray Can found in CJ’s house, in the upstairs bedroom. Spraying over all 100 tags is required for 100% completion of the game.
Here is a map of all the Gang Tag locations in GTA San Andreas:
Take all 50 Snapshots with your Camera
While in San Fierro, San Andreas, the player will find particularly scenic spots. Between 00:00 and 05:00, these spots can be noticed by a pinkish glow.
When attempting to photograph these locations with CJ’s camera, a camera icon will appear to indicate that it indeed is a Snapshot Location.
There is a total of 50 Snapshots to be taken around San Fierro, and taking all of them successfully (success of a photo being indicated by receipt of a monetary reward) is required for 100% completion of the game.
Here is a map of all the GTA San Andreas Snapshots locations:
Collect all 50 Horseshoes
Horseshoes are found in Las Venturas, and are the pickup that increases the player’s Luck stat. Some of them are encountered in hard-to-access areas, such as rooftops, so using a helicopter or jetpack is recommended for collecting them.
Collecting all 50 horseshoes is required for 100% completion of the game.
Here is a map of the GTA San Andreas Horseshoe Locations:
Collect all 50 Oysters
Oysters are scattered around San Andreas, usually being found underwater along shorelines, or underneath bridges crossing bodies of water.
A total of 50 oysters can be found on the game map, and collecting every one of them is required for 100% completion of the game.
Here is a map of all the GTA San Andreas Oysters locations:
Get 35% girlfriend progress with Millie Perkins
Millie Perkins is one of CJ’s most interesting girlfriends, and reaching 35% girlfriend progress with her is required for 100% completion of the game.
She can be taken to dates between 12:00 and 22:00, namely to:
- Food Dates, at restaurants and bars
- Dancing Dates, to dance clubs
- Driving Dates, driving around town with average speed to keep her happy
- Special Date, by wearing the gimp suit which is obtained from Millie
- «Coffee» — Millie invites CJ to her home for «coffee» when her relationship level is above 40%.
GTA San Andreas 100% Completion Rewards
King of San Andreas, the Ultimate Gangster! You’ve completed the game 100%, but what do you receive for it?
Achieving 100% Completion in Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas gives the player the following rewards:
- $1,000,000
- Infinite ammunition
- Double vehicle strength for the player’s vehicle
- A Hydra jet spawning on top of Sweet’s house
- A Rhino tank spawning under the bridge above Ganton
- The «Remastered» achievement / trophy (in The Definitive Edition)
Tasks NOT Required for 100% Completion
Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas is a great game, and maybe you want to keep playing it even after achieving the statistical 100%.
For this, we’ve prepared a list of the tasks that are NOT required for 100% completion, but that are still available in the game. The San Andreas community refers to the completion of these tasks as «110%».
Side Missions & Activities:
- Earning more than $10,000 in the Burglar side mission
- Completing the Loco Syndicate Drug Courier and Big Smoke’s Cash missions
- Getting a Gold Medal in all School Challenges
- Getting a perfect score in the Kickstart Stadium Event
- Completing all 6 stages of the Blood Bowl Stadium Event
- Winning the Beat the Cock Triathlons
- Playing Pool
- Playing Basketball
- Using all Gym Equipment (Treadmill, Bike, Bench Press, Dumbbells)
Collectibles & Miscellaneous:
- Completing all 70 Unique Stunt Jumps
- Completing the 5 Multiplayer Rampages
- Completing the Lowrider Challenge
- Completing the Beefy Baron Minigame
- Completing the Dancing Minigame
- Playing all Arcade Games
- Playing all Gambling Games
- Buying all clothing items
- Having 100% Gang Territory control
- Having 100% relationship progress with all six girlfriends
- Maxing out all Skills and Statistics
- Achieving Hitman level (1000 points) with all weapons
- Achieving «King of San Andreas» Criminal Rating
GTA San Andreas 100% Completion Video Walkthrough
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PRAIRIES (BADLANDS)
Go to the mountains. At the wooden house — no matter how you stand up, if you start to remove the feds, then the witness will jump into a car parked in front of the house and start to run away. Car explosion — mission failure.
I ran into the house, found a gap in the guard’s route, and killed the witness from the jammer. You don’t have to shoot in the head — they won’t recognize you. Then I had to remove the federals who raised the alarm, photograph the corpse and go back to the point. You can also stand up so that you can get from the sniper through the window into the body of the witness.
The policemen will come in large numbers, they will chase you. But once you hand over the photo, mission accomplished.
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TANKER COMMANDER (FUEL CARRIER DRIVER)
We are dating a rabid bitch Catalina from RGTA3. Get in the truck and drive it to the tanker. Now leave. There will be a chase for you — two enthusiasts in a passenger car. They shoot at the truck. I put up with them until the city, then drove into the television yard, where in Los Santos a sniper gun was lying on the stairs, the bots began to crash into the fence, and I blew them up with a shotgun, then drove the fuel truck to the point.
Trucker missions can now be completed here.
Truck icon on the map
TRACKING
The simplest mission to deliver cargo to a point nearby. I would say — it’s a lure, because then you will surely get problems with losing money. In general, it feels like Rockstar stole the ideas of all other games (truckers) and movies and put them together in GTA.
The next mission is to deliver the goods, but money is withdrawn for damage. It was easy too.
The next mission is to deliver the cargo, but the police will chase you, and the jeeps can break the trailer and you have to pick it up again.
Didn’t complete further missions.
Rolled in San Fierro, in the stadium you can race BLOODY FIREWORKS, you will be given a partner and he will shoot at other cars. And it’s better not to meddle in the port and in another area for the time being — a police chase with helicopters will begin after you.
In the town of Chernika, I found a woman with a blue arrow on her head on the roof of a weapons store, shooting at targets with a pistol. She said that Pushkin was a steroid jock. I shot her. Pushkin is not a steroid jock, he trained in the steeplechase from the police. When I drove into that place once again — the woman shoots again on the roof.
If you find a weapon shop with a shooting range, enter the shooting gallery and immediately abandon the training, your number of shotgun rounds and MP5 will double. This can be done many times.
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COLLECTION OF BODIES (COLLECTION OF CORPSES)
A very difficult mission if carried out in a straightforward manner. It’s best to go through it during the day. We need to steal a harvester. When you arrive at the farm (it’s a long and dreary ride), you will be met very unfriendly, I crushed one bitch, then two tractors arrived and began to ram me, I had to blow them up from the sawn-off shotgun, then there was a raid of natives with guns from behind the fence, after which I I had to go for a new armor.
Then you need to destroy the tractor on the field, push a bunch of bots with shovels on the field and jump into the combine on the move — then its carrier will come out. But on the way back you are already waiting. Aborigines merge with the area, being there at night is a disastrous business. The game deliberately throws out rain and fog to complicate the task for you. When you try to drive back, there is a crowd with rifles waiting for you, the bots shoot accurately and hurt. The most infuriating thing is when you upgrade your armor and improve your health, you return back — the same tractors drive there and a crowd of bots with rifles is waiting for you. Everything has been updated. And the greenhouses that I crushed for a better view are intact again.
So, we need to get to the farm, get into the red circle, get out of the car and bang the bitch at the fence on the left. Then to the right along the mountains, without going over the fence, run to the field, where the harvester cuts the square. Shoot everyone on the field with a sniper, and knock the carrier out of the combine — you have to shoot from the side. When his carcass falls out (and this bot raised the alarm with a cry) — run to the combine and jump into it. Now drive out of the farm, turning the bots into bloodstains on the road, let the harvester chew them up. When you get on the road, you will be chased by a truck and two tractors, but the heads of the tractor drivers shoot back quickly, and the bots in the truck will not live long. Then I climbed into the harvester and brought it to the hangar. On the way, the harvester chewed up two cops, but no alarm was raised. This way of destroying bots by morons-developers was not taken into account.
CV
Listen to Caesar’s chatter and then Catalina will remind you of yourself.
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LOCAL LIQUOR AND VODKA
The most stupid video with Catalina. A more boorish bot has not yet given birth to the fantasy of web developers. That’s right, Rockstar was bombarded with lawsuits, they should all be shot. Shot several times in Catalina’s head. The bot’s health was not even shaken.
As it turns out, the store is being robbed in front of your nose. I got off the quad bike and chased in a normal car, but after the quad was destroyed, it turned over. I had to borrow another one. Killed another one. I caught up with the last one at the trailers right on the outskirts of Los Santos. The chase was so fast that the landscape changed with dizzying speed. Picked up the dropped suitcases. Take the bitch to the hut. I wanted to beat one of the developers with a shovel.
Who gets tired of this idiocy with the raspy voice of a bitch voicing catalina and moronic feminist monologues — set the speed for quadbike 10 and finish the whole trinity in the field.
DESPITE THAT
Another moronic video. Put a backpack charge on the door, run back and blow it up. Then stick it on the safe and also run back and blow it up. Now rush to the next repaint. Then take the bitch to the hut.
SMALL TOWN BANK
Shoot the guard and then everyone. An alarm will turn on. I have a shotgun instead of a sawn-off shotgun. GTA is crap.
Shoot at three ATMs until they fly apart. When the bitch knocks down the door — go and shoot everyone, the cops will be on the roofs too. When everyone gets on motorcycles, don’t rush. Go easy on everyone. On the bridge, step on the gas — you have to jump. Then one cop himself will fly off the moped, the other will also be bent. The bitch will roll on the ground. Drive up to her and shoot the cops from the front without getting off the moped. The bitch will sit next to you and take everyone to the hut. In my case, I had to run on foot, since the moped was not moving.
The idea with 50 photos in San Fierro is idiotic. Photoshot circles become visible only if you look at the camera.
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VU ZI MU
More fucking hill racing. How it got me. You can’t get out of your car, otherwise you’ll lose, so it’s better not to beat her.
So, open the handling.cfg file in the DATA folder with a text editor, find the SABER line and set the speed to 10.0 instead of 160.0, then put 10.0 in the STALLION line, and I couldn’t guess the third wheelbarrow, like a bullet, and flew it into the hangar at the very beginning race. She did not explode after several shots from the sawn-off shotgun. Anyway. On Bravura, I drove through the checkpoints using the handicap.
FAREWELL, MY LOVE
And again, nasty races. Rockstar morons have one convolution at all, and then they only guessed to steal other people’s implemented ideas. The race repeats the route of the previous one, only in reverse.
So, open the handling.cfg file in the DATA folder with a text editor, and set the speed of all wheelbarrows to 10.0. Two infernus participate in the race, you are on one of them (in another version — ZR350). How to be? Ride backwards. Reverse speed is greater and remained unchanged. Long, but reliable.
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ARE YOU GOING TO SAN FIERRO?
First of all, the junkie didn’t sleep, so run to the middle of the field and burn the red dots on the map. Then you go back to the beginning and finish it. If there are green bushes left, pour fire there. Then Narc will give you a grenade launcher. Run to the helicopter that will hover over the painted bus and shoot at it. It will explode, and you get on the bus and drive to the point.
After this mission, the purchase of real estate in San Fierro became available (except for two houses). I bought everything right away. I’m tired of the province. Groups in black walk around the city, one waved an AK near my house, I slammed him with a Glushak, two ran away, the cop walked by as if nothing had happened. Interesting place.
How to have fun in San Fierro — hit the car in the back, which is at the traffic light behind the police car, so that it drives into the policemen’s ass. After that, the real fun begins.
When you drive a police car with a siren, the bots give way. Cool.
Instead of dealers, you need to crush whores in short skirts — they have decent money with them.
SAN FIERRO
CJ
BRING FLOWERS IN YOUR HAIR (WEAVING FLOWERS IN YOUR HAIR)
Familiarization mission. It is necessary to pick up the people from the police station, the hospital and then bring them to the garage.
555 WE WILL Flip (555 WE TIP)
One of the most fucked up missions, the bots throw themselves under the wheels, but you can’t shoot them down, otherwise you’ll have to go to the garage.
Drive to the hotel, follow the valet and slam him out of the buggy in the underground car park when he gets out of the car. change and run to the red circle. The third one will come blue merit, get into it and drive to your garage. Then drive back to the underground parking, run out to the hotel in the red circle and call the cops. When I arrived at the red circle, two valet bots were sticking out in front of it, I naturally crushed them, the mission was on fire, and the mission immediately failed.
After this mission, you can work as a lackey at the hotel. If you complete 5 missions, the hotel will become profitable. You need to put on a footman’s uniform, and stand not where the footmen are, but on the road — this way you will be closer to the driver’s seat. You can crush the footmen, but for this a fine of 20 seconds and the footman is still fresh in a couple of seconds, he runs to the entrance. Parking to the right of the hotel, downstairs. From there, sprint upstairs after parking. It is especially infuriating here how the character twists while exiting the car. I really want to smash the head of the Rockstar who came up with this. However, they all want to break the heads.
RECONSTRUCTION (DECONSTRUCTION)
Run up to the houses and shoot the red barrels and builders. From the explosion, a couple of houses will be demolished by themselves. Get into the bulldozer and demolish the 6 houses marked on the map. Don’t touch the red barrels, better get out and shoot them. Give the builders. Throw a push with a red triangle into the hole. Then get into the marked concrete mixer. Roll backwards to the red circle. If the cement truck falls into the pit, get out of it, jump on the push and get out of the pit. Shoot the cement truck to set it on fire and run to the new cement truck that has appeared.
I’m getting angry calls that I need to intercept some couriers. I chased the fagot on my bike, chased him for a long time through the hills, pushed him into the water, the message «take things away» came out, I dived and took it, I got the message «things were lost during the chase.» Fuck those missions. But calls will stubbornly hammer you.
PHOTO OPPORTUNITY (SHOT MOMENT)
Another bastard mission from rockstar fuckers. Again riding up the hills. Get in Caesar’s car and go to Angel Pina. There, go to the roof and take a picture of 4 clowns, one of them will be Ryder. Why Caesar can’t do this, I don’t know.
The way policebots are formed in GTA is completely bastard. Wherever you go — everywhere is a cop, or a motocop, or two cars at once. Cops concentration camp. AEZAKMI — the code of the lack of attention of the police. Well, it’s like being a deputy or the son of a Kremlin official.
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DRIVING SCHOOL
The first test — you must press forward and backward at the same time, turning the wheels to the left or right — the car describes circles, it must be stopped exactly at the point where it started. I passed the first task for gold, reached the race around the city, and then I got tired of this idiocy.
Missions for the blue face icon on the map
JIZZIE
San Fierro was a complete disappointment. Clothes shops are as beggarly as in Los Santos. Dull bar. Club with fagots in kimonos. Nothing interesting.
Go to the blue face icon on the map. After the video, get into the pimp’s car (don’t hit her hard).
Take the whore to the hotel.
Hurry up to dismantle the dude with the whore, kill the dude.
Go under the bridge, kill two clients who are beating a whore.
Now go to the hotel, then shoot the limousine and the jeep with the guards. Run away from the cops.
There is a motorbike in the port with the mission to jump over the checkpoints.
Pushkin can now extinguish everyone with two sawn-off shotguns, like in Blood The Chosen.
T BOUN MENDEZ
I have to go beat the van, I knew right away that there would be another scoundrel from Rockstar downs. As you drive up, it turns out that you have to chase 4 motorcyclists. I shot down the first one with a sniper near the van, then knocked down the second one, and then two of them fled to their garage. Is it possible to catch up with 4 motorcyclists alone? Rave. In addition, I hate shooting from vehicles in GTA, disgustingly implemented. Moreover, no matter what you drive to the van, this car disappears, and you wake up on a motorcycle after the video. Morons developers can eat their shit back.
So, open the handling.cfg file in the DATA folder with a text editor, find the bikes line and set the speed to 10.0 for all two-wheelers. They will still get on my nerves. I arrived and almost died of laughter, seeing how these bikers were leaving me. I shot everyone, slapped a moped cop who had grown up behind me, I got on each bike to collect packages and drove them back in a van.
MIKE TORENO
Once again, you’ve been assigned the idiotic role of an extra. We must first go to the construction site, then go across the tracks to the port, and immediately to the airport — to look for the missing fagot at the signal. If you work out the route in advance, you can straighten it. At the airport, you can take a photo shot between the tanks. You can also get a rocket launcher there.
When you get to the airport up the tunnel, go left to the yellow minivan. The minivan will explode, but then stop. You can’t shoot at the minivan yet — Mike is there. Shoot 4 enemies, then the impudent fagot Mike will come out, then shoot from the sawn-off shotgun and blow up the minivan. Get in the car and roll out of the airport towards the red circle.
After that, the cops will start the pursuit, go along the railway tracks to the right to the station (there is a star under the bridge), then in front of the tunnel, drive up to the repaint. Now take the fagots to the port.
Baggage handlers can be attached to trailers and driven.
There are no helicopters at the Los Santos airfield. There is one helicopter at the San Fierro airfield, but flying on it does not add to the skill of aerobatics. How to get to the airport — we drive any car to the checkpoint, climb on it and jump onto the roof. I tried to take a minigun on the arch of the railway bridge and landed there from a helicopter. But the minigun is protected by an invisible force field (((
I found a martial arts hall, knocked the dust out of my grandfather, he taught me to kick, why the hell is this mortal kombat if I have two shotguns?
Missions for the red inverted G icon on the map (ex. CJ)
BIKER (MOTORCYCLIST)
First get to the car at the gas station. Next is a video with a fucking striped friend, I feel he will not live long. Now go to the truck and take the grenade launcher. Get on the moped and rush to the red dots on the map. There are three cars and enemies. Two cars standing side by side can be fired with a grenade launcher, the other will still explode by inertia, and the last one can be blown up from the M4.
Now to the next checkpoint, the tactics are the same, only when you remove everyone, on the other side of the road, demolish the enemy infantry to the unfinished on the 2nd floor.
With further enemies — the same. In principle, you can not save the grenade launcher — in the mission with the store, it disappeared from me.
Next, the van will drive into the yard, you follow it, the mission is over. I came to the yard in a fire truck that came to put out the cars.
SNAIL PATH (WET TRAIL)
Grab a sniper and no matter how hard you try to catch the train, it will still leave before you. You have to go after him, you can by car, you can by moped. A train will pass towards you a couple of times. When the reporter gets off the train, he will hail a taxi at the top. The exit from the station is opposite the television yard in Los Santos, there is still a sniper rifle on the stairs and there are always cars in the yard. But if you leave in front of a taxi, you will frighten off the reporter, the nerve meter is at zero, then it suddenly goes off scale, there is no gradual increase. I went straight upstairs on my motorcycle and waited around the corner for the reporter to get into a taxi. Then he will go to the pier. As soon as he gets out of the taxi, the order will come to destroy him and the second chela. Slap them both with a sniper.
By the way (not in a mission, but in general), you can throw the driver out of the train by shooting him, but you won’t be able to drive the train.
ICE KILLA (COLD BLOODED KILLER)
Mission available from 6:00 — 20:00. Go to the bridge, to the place that was previously marked with a blue mug. Shoot the two guards at the entrance. Shoot the tires of the pimp’s car. Go up the scaffolding and fall onto the roof of the club.
Get down, switch to MP5 immediately, come to the mulatto. After the video, shoot everyone in front of you and two at the exit, come out. The mulatto escapes in a wheelbarrow. Get into a long limousine (there is nothing else anyway), catch up with him and blow up the car, then shoot the bastard. Pick up the dropped from the mulatto.
PIER 69 (BERN 69)
Go to the point, then run around the building on the right and enter the yard, go up the stairs to the roof. Caesar is standing there, and he also calls on the phone and says that the couriers in the mountains are leaving. Still, the Rockstars should be hanged for this shit.
Kill 3 dudes in hats on the roof, then 3 on the next roof. Don’t shoot at the black suits — those are yours.
Now clear the area of enemies and make sure that Caesar does not lag behind. When you kill the last one, there will be a video of the death of the striped bastard, as I predicted for him. Then Ryder will famously jump into the water, but I found a rocket launcher at the airport and fired a volley at Ryder. He didn’t even make it to the boat.
TORENO’S LAST FLIGHT
After the call, go to the police station, there is an unkillable helicopter on the veranda. You can not shoot with a rocket launcher, since the rocket launcher aims at everything except what is needed, and the helicopter will become killable only when it flies, and the fucking developers made the video insert at the most tense moment. It’s not just infuriating, it’s clearly on purpose by those Rockstar motherfuckers. It’s worse than a commercial break, it’s like a phone call when you’re about to fuck a female.
You need to drive up to the corner of the building, see how they shoot at you with a rocket (specially by, as if to show that there will be a grenade launcher there), shoot the enemies with a sniper and go up the stairs to the helicopter (you won’t get there, the cutscene will start). If the noise has risen, you can safely go for the stars, and then go to the site. You will have to take a grenade launcher, because otherwise the helicopter flies away, I chased him in the helicopter too — he still gets lost. There is a motorcycle at the checkpoint, apparently this bastard mission cannot be completed otherwise. Chase the helicopter and hit it with missiles. And damn the idiot developers who made it moronic to get in and out of vehicles.
The helicopter will fly towards the airport and then along the highway, for some reason slowly. Rush after him, overtake him and fire a series of grenades at him, although it is useless, as soon as you get off the moped, the helicopter takes off.
The helicopter will stop at a farm that you can buy, fire missiles at it and go save.
49 photos taken. (in fact, I found all 50, but because of the chases of the policemen, I didn’t have time to survive somewhere).
Z
AIR RIDER
First you need to buy a store — marked Z on the map, then enter — exit. A red circle will appear.
You are on the roof to shoot the flying toy planes with bombs. If a couple of bombs fall — it’s okay. It is necessary to turn your head in all directions and follow the red dots on the map. Work with a machine gun like an anti-aircraft gun — do not try to accurately aim at the target, but lead the line of bullets, you do not need to do lead.
After this mission, I lost my grenade launcher and got a cane instead.
TRANSMISSION LINES…
For such missions, all developers should be shot behind the garbage heap. I think there is no person who would not be pissed off by this insanity.
The plane has a machine gun with infinite ammo, but runs out of fuel, so you have to go backwards, take position and machine gun the transport with the courier. It’s long, tedious, but possible. But then you have to fly onto the roof of the store, and even the plane gets damaged and can explode. Particularly infuriating is the arrival on the bridge, blocked by barriers.
You need to drive up to the boats on bikes and bikes from behind, because they start to shoot back.
Open the handling.cfg file in the DATA folder with a text editor, find the line RUMPO, set the speed to 1.0, the value of the variable «ab» (this is fCollisionDamageMultiplier — damage on damage, 10 — burns from the first bullet) equal to 10.0, the same thing — on all cars in bikes section. Then in the planes section set the RCBARON value to «ab» 0.09(like a tank), otherwise it will be a shame when the bastard airplane burns out from damage.
Next, we find couriers and machine gun, not embarrassed to blow up neighboring cars — so that the couriers die. Then we drive back, accelerate down the street and land on the roof.
NEW MODEL ARMY
Timed mission again. It is necessary to throw bombs on toy tanks with a toy helicopter, on the way back pick up barrels from the path of a toy car. It is necessary to drop bombs on 3 tanks, and then build pontoon crossings. Upon completion of the mission, the store will generate income. The mission FAT BARON is available in it — to blow up vans with airplanes. Fuck.
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THE GUYS BEHIND THE CLOUDS IN THE MOUNTAINS (BROTHERS FROM THE CLOUD MOUNTAIN)
Completely bastard-Rockstar nonsense. Vuzi means blind, but he was driving a wheelbarrow. Take the freak to the point, there will begin an attack of enemies. Shoot 4 bastards. Then more will come, and there will be a crowd around the corner, with a sniper on the roof. Then get into the car and you need to shoot the cars of the enemies. Do not expect miracles from the bot, do everything yourself. Then take the freak back. If you forget it somewhere — it’s okay, the enemies will chase you.
RAS FA LI
Go to the airport, as soon as you get into the car, a van with one enemy will arrive. Get out, bang him and run forward. A second van will arrive at the next driveway. Enemy — 1 piece. Bump and go. The third van will arrive — 1 enemy. Get out of the parking lot, and from the Glushak shoot two enemies — one on each road. Then two from the sniper rifle on one van and two on the other. Two more enemies will be on the top tier. Be sure to pripret cop to die immediately. Then there will be more freaks in wheelbarrows with flashing lights, a holiday at the bots, it’s necessary — a shootout at the airport. Steal any car, even the van of enemies — and to two stars not far from your apartment for a diner. And upgrade your armor. Now back — to crush the underdogs. I met one in the tunnel. The most dangerous thing is two mopeds that explode, and our car is not strong — manana. But the bots had a pattern break when I drove by, they got excited and drove over, and came to the car, but did nothing with it. Their mopeds catch fire, and the fire spreads to the car, so I put them out far from the car, parked the motocop, then the second one to lie down next to the first one, and I rushed to the hut on the motorcycle to change my cap. Came back and went to the pier. In front of the pier, he was attacked by a pickup truck, got out, shot everyone in it, and brought the car to the base.
BAIT
Get in the jeep and drive quietly to Angel Pine. As you enter the red circle, bikers will appear and the checkpoint race will begin. Crush the bastards and shoot without leaving the car. If they landed on their tail, let them get closer and shoot them, otherwise they will blow you up from behind. At the end of the mission — an idiotic video.
amphibious attack
Come from 20:00 to 06:00. Go to the docks and swim through the checkpoints. If you get stuck in grottoes — dive deeper and forward. You don’t have to swim to the ship. Get out on the stones, and from the Glushak work the enemies on the nearest boat — 4 boats, 3 enemies on each. Work as a sniper. Get on the boat, sail from the other side of the ship, finish off the enemies on the boats, put out the searchlights with shots. Checkpoints are needed for the script to work, because I first wandered around the empty ship with no result.
Get on the ship. There are 5 enemies with knives on the deck. But I have Pushkin with a muffler. Another enemy will be in the hold. Enter the red light, the bug is set, you can go back.
If you don’t swim to the pier now, you can wander through the forbidden territory, picking oysters — no one will react to you.
DA NANG TANG
Shoot everyone on the ship from the helicopter, but then I extinguished two RPGs on the containers, but one corpse stood up and fired at the helicopter, knocking it down. The helicopter crashed into the water, and Pushkin again lost all his weapons.
Swim to the shore, improve your health and stop by the weapons store, collect everything and back to the red circle and the ship. Clear the container deck of enemies until you reach the cutout on the deck. Jump down. There is armor and an inferior submachine gun. Kill everyone there, the last enemy will throw a grenade at you. Shoot the lock on the container, free the slaves.
Now the enemies have climbed onto the bridge. Climb up and work AK, there will be one outside, two enemies on the sides of the stairs and a grandfather with a katana in the wheelhouse. He will give Pushkin a katana, thinking that he will fight with swords with him. The street child will shoot the grandfather, because the GTA combat engine is complete shit. It’s easier to shoot. Now go to the slaves.
BOOM BOOM BOOM
We need to pick up the car with explosives and drive it to the factory. The guards will run up to the car, shoot them, and then the gate will open and release 3 evil dudes. Take them down, next to your hut, you can change clothes, as the policemen have a plug in every barrel.
On the territory there will be several enemies and several naked aunts to pack drugs. Drive the wheelbarrow along the ramp with acceleration inward and drive it to the tanks. Activate the bomb and run away from the building.
After the explosion, clear the area from enemies, as you approach the gate, a car with two bandits will drive in, slam them, get into the car (the gate will close) and fly out through the containers on the rise, killing a couple more teleported enemies. Go to your garage. Tierra Robada has now opened. I immediately bought all the available huts.
But I had to return to San Fierro — I met a woman in the bushes, the female responds to Katya, and you need to pick up the minigun from the arch of the bridge. San Fierro is some kind of illogical, all in unreal hills, idiotic town.
Baba is impudent — while I was settling things in Tierra Robada, she reduced progress, bitch. On the first date, she must be dragged to a place under her house — a pot on the map. Well, give flowers, although in life you don’t need to give any flowers to fucking bitches. Her house is open from 12-00 to 00-00. We need to take it to the pots, there is another one on the pier. The bitch doesn’t react to helicopter rides, but she likes something in Chinatown, it’s not clear what. But then she wants to eat. In general, this is nonsense — Pushkin bought up almost a third of San Firro, and is dragging himself behind some stupid cunt. Yes, the females themselves must fall into his wheelbarrow. After the third trip to the pot, she wanted to fuck. Then the next date — you need to drive at the right speed. I drove across the bridge next to her, then back. And then he left her, because he would drag her to the dances, and there are moronic arrows in a circle.
I’m already used to Pushkin, I even like him — pumped up, secured, in expensive watches and gold chains. Going to restaurants made him fat, of course.
ROBBIES (damn it, this really turns me on!!!)
You can steal from 20:00 to 6:00, you need to look for houses with a yellow triangle.
It is necessary to arrive at the houses by 18:00-19:00 and wait, as soon as 20:00 comes, activate the thief’s mission and climb into the house. In San Fierro, you need to go left from the driving school at an angle of 45 degrees, across the road into the yard — there is a truck. Go right and right again and down to the ocean flats. There are 3-4 houses nearby in the town at once.
On the way there is a house on the slope — you have to go inside, shoot at the owner no matter what (better from a shotgun, because if you use a pistol, then they «have time to notice you») and run out. The cops arrive in 10 seconds (delirious nonsense), but you have to run out before 6 seconds expire, otherwise 4 cops will be waiting for you outside, and if you run into the house, two more cops will fall out of the bathroom. Botism in GTA rolls over.
If the owner threw back his hooves and they did not notice you, grab a thing (TV, microwave, tape recorder) and take it to the truck. If you have time, run out and go back into the house, the owner has already died and take everything out of the house. Although in another version of the game, the hosts respawned again.
Then go to another house. Somewhere the owners are sleeping, and somewhere they are watching TV together with a shotgun on their knees. The best method is to destroy the owner in one house, and when things run out there — run into another, and then back again — kill the resurrected owner bot and take everything to the truck. If there is a chase for you, you need to get rid of it, and then the truck can be driven to the base. You can unload after 6:00. But you need to have time to get to the garage in 5 minutes.
I stole $25,920, and all thanks to a random bug — I took a TV in the house, ran again and the TV was in the same place, take it out — I don’t want to.