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Naruto Yaoi Community Museum Chronicles — @diaries: asocial network

Happy Anniversary!

Today our community has an anniversary date — 3005 PC!
Yes, we again profiled the date, but do you agree that this has its own charm?
Congratulations to the whole community on the holiday.
Those who exhibited their own works and commented on others,
We wish success to YFN itself.
Let the community continue to grow,
Please you with new fanfiction and noble flood X)
Thank you, our PCs, for the fact that we have you,
Only for your sake, we still continue to develop.

Yours sincerely, AM composition.

Title: Chronicle 2011
Author: Tsar, simply Tsar. And his favorite.
Beta/Gamma : same and Mr. Bond Word
Characters: Winnie the Pooh Tsar and all-all-all!
Pairings: it all depends on your imagination
Fandom: YFN
Rating: PG
Genre: banter
Warnings: is banter, mostly Admin banter. For those who read something from this man’s repertoire, nothing more needs to be explained xD
Status: finished, but someday a sequel is possible
Disclaimer : All rights belong to the Naruto Yaoi Fanfiction community
Warnings: OOS, AU. In general, it is too difficult to understand what really happened, so in some places the reality is distorted, but in every joke there is only a fraction of a joke
Posting: only with the permission of the authors
From the author: For the sake of this chronicle, I [King] scrolled through the entire community from beginning to end @[email protected] four times, and this, I tell you, is more than 600 pages.

read more «In a certain kingdom, in a certain state, there lived a man, and the man had three skills: a site where you can learn a lot of new and useful things, and whoever reads what is written there will become a fanatic for life. And so, one fine sunny day…»
This must be how a beautiful yaoi tale about passing a beginner on dires should begin.
But now we will not tell you a fairy tale, but something more global and no less crazy. And this will be the Chronicle, from which you will learn about those times when our respected community was just beginning to exist, about what happened here a little later, and about what is happening here this wonderful summer.
In fact, initially there was no kingdom, and even more so the state, and the day seemed outrageously vile at all: rain and despondency ruled from the very morning. But the man really lived and was, and, oddly enough, he, like in a fairy tale, had three skills, only this man had them all bad: Flud. Mow. And chill. nine0007 As already mentioned, the day was rainy, there was nothing to do, and after some thought, our hero decided to occupy himself with something. This is where the above fairy tale intersects with reality in the most fundamental way.
The hero, poring over the Internet in search of a new portion of yaoi debauchery, could not find anything, and then the idea came to his then still bright head to create his own Kingdom-State, where he himself could rule all debauchery. Yes, Dear Readers, our hero, like all of us, was a little selfish and had a dream to take over the world in the very near future, but where in our time will you not meet another Sovereign? nine0007 After much torment, brainstorming, showing exemplary endurance and patience, Naruto Namekaze was able to come up with an original nickname for himself, destroying only half of his house in the process. After that, things went faster: he called the invincible Realm «Naruto Yaoi Fanfiction»; in the future, lazy bums who don’t want to type four whole words will replace the name with a simple abbreviation of YFN.
But then the person who first christened the kingdom in this way has not yet appeared, and in the future he will still pull out a lot of nerves from the founder of the YaFN, but this is only in the future, we will also get to him. nine0007 The kingdom was created and filled slowly. And at some point, a silhouette appeared on the horizon. No, of course, we’re not in a fairy tale! A nickname appeared on the horizon, and the electronic name of this person, who inspires fear and awe in Namekaze himself, was Uzuma Sem. Self-willed, a little impudent, she quickly realized what could come out of the YaFN, and, having come to the right conclusion, she decided to voluntarily help the Tsar with the order in the Kingdom-State. And, barely getting used to the new place, she immediately began to fulfill her immediate duties: she explained to the first unfortunate fikreiter who appeared that it was impossible with what he was writing now to ask for an audience with the Tsar and show himself to the eyes of the Zemsky Sobor of Readers. And, despite the absence of any laws (yes, you heard right, then Debauchery and Lawlessness reigned in the Kingdom), the unfortunate fikreiter managed to calm down and send him home. Probably then, although this is not known for certain, the Tsar and his First Boyar thought about the Constitution human rights in the State.
But trouble does not come alone, and to «help» the Fearless Tsar, believe me, before the appearance of this man the Tsar really was Fearless, an unknown chuvyrlo came, which began to roll up to the Tsar, poking him into the doorposts of the Kingdom-State. And it got so bad that I had to give up. And give half of the hard-earned money to this World Evil, who wears the cunning and fucking pronounced nickname [email protected] mad anime-man, in the common people it’s just Guts. nine0007 Do not think, our Fearless King resisted the World Evil for a long time (a whole week and a half), but, like all selfish rulers who dream of becoming Sovereigns, our Head of the Kingdom-State surrendered as soon as Guts erected a monument in his honor.
That’s how the three of them began to rule the Kingdom of the Fearless King, World Evil and Uzuma Sem, who in the future became just an Evil Moderator.
But one day the Adept of Chaos crossed the threshold of the Kingdom, or in a simple way — Basta-chan aka Satu Basta. Her appearance was not immediately noticed, since the Younger UnderGlavGad at first hid and did no dirty tricks, but gradually she got stronger and began to act more actively on the territory of the Kingdom-state. It was worse than the Bubonic Plague in the fourteenth century and Anthrax today: flood and holivar appeared at every turn, and out of nowhere, even three seemingly omnipotent Rulers of the Kingdom could not cope with that unimaginable speed of the spread of holivar. It seemed that YaFN was doomed and nothing could save him, but our Tsar would not have been Fearless if he had not guessed to create … Fludilnya! It was truly the greatest construction of the Kingdom-State — the pandemic in the form of the Junior Under-Head Gad aka Chaos Adept aka Satu Basta was calmed down in the shortest possible time. At the same time, the rulers for the second time thought about the need to control the behavior of people under their jurisdiction, because there were more and more of them (the Adept of Chaos had the serial number 101). Having thought in the evening under the mead, the Fearless Admin and the World Evil drew several points that ensure the safety of life and the inviolability of the personalities of their subjects (well, they strengthened the centralized regime in the State, of course), and they limited themselves to that for the first time. nine0007 Fludilny turned out to be such an addictive thing that even the three heads of the Kingdom could not resist and also took a direct part in its filling. More time now they spent only playing marbles.
In the future, more than a dozen Fludilocs will appear, bearing such proud names as «Royal», «Hot», «Yaoinaya», «Masochistic» and, of course, «Holivarnaya», but this will be later, and participation in all this accepted by many of you.
In the meantime, the Kingdom grew and expanded, new territories-pages were created, and since the possibility turned out to be very high that the Head of the Kingdom would quickly get tired of such a difficult and dangerous work, it was decided to take one more person to help. This unfortunate was a girl with a speaking nickname Aflubin. From the outside, it seemed that this was a very quiet and modest person who was so excited by the happiness that had fallen on him that he was even ashamed to introduce himself before the faithful subjects of the Kingdom. Which, in general, did not bother the World Evil, which quickly realized what was happening, and itself presented Aflu. Do you think this person will not have a terrible name in the future? You are mistaken, it only seemed quiet from the outside, but in the future it will more than once justify its majestic name of the Black Lord aka Yaoi. Enchantingly managing a previously unseen photoshop beast in the Kingdom, Aflubin did many great things. Yes, terrible, but still great. nine0007 And calm, carefree days flowed. The pandemic was over. The entire flood and almost the entire holivar moved to the flood. Nothing foreshadowed trouble, but, as everyone knows, such a calm always happens only before the next storm.
The four heads of the Kingdom did not yet know that somewhere there, in the Far Far Far Away Kingdom, a brave and valiant warrior was walking, who, however, could not cope with the onslaught of evil forces and the laws of the school. Basically, he just died. Probably, it would be a wonderful fifth Elected Head of the Kingdom of YFN, but what to do, this glorious warrior never reached us. But driven by boredom and idleness, another hero of our chronicle walked, he walked through mountains and dales, through forests and fields, until he crossed the threshold of our Kingdom. And the name of this «well done» was NooBosS. nine0007 Becoming the fifth head of the Kingdom, this man made several innovations in YFN, the most notable of which was the idea of ​​​​Challenge, which, although not so successfully, nevertheless passed, and even a couple of by no means small fics were born thanks to submitted applications and brave intellectuals of the Kingdom. However, no one knew what was going on in the soul of this Boyar. NooBosS locked herself in dungeons for a long time, not showing herself to honest PC residents, and, ultimately, disappeared for centuries. It was rumored that her second, demonic personality had overpowered even the Fifth Realm’s bestowed power, completely absorbing it. One tramp told us that he saw the ghost of NooBosS, driven by boredom through the expanses of this mortal world. It once seemed to the evil of the world that it saw her in good health, but that man had a completely different name, although he looked like a former comrade-in-arms in face and manners. What really happened, we, it seems, will never know. nine0007 So in our Kingdom-State again there were four heads.
And then summer came, a couple of vacations and festivities, and the Tsar drove off to his summer residence, located so far from civilization that there was not even the Internet there, Uzuma Sem went on a spree with part of the intelligentsia of the State (good intelligentsia, yeah). Boyar Aflubin, although he remained motionless, disappeared somewhere during the day, and generally promised to move to the same lands as the Tsar. And the world’s evil remained alone. Not that there was nowhere to go, just had to combine rest and work, since the rest of the rulers turned out to be selfish lazy asses. Kishka took all the offense on that part of the intelligentsia that did not live up to its name and, instead of creating something valuable and useful for the State, carried all sorts of fanfiction illiterate heresy to the treasury. Shock was the beginning of summer, do not say anything! So many subjects have not received the traditional ten lashes at the hands of the World Evil before or after. The only place where one could drown one’s grief was Fludilnya, which was completely empty after the final disappearance of Satu Bast. And then one night, smoothly flowing into the morning, a brilliant idea came to the world’s evil: to raise a record with a flood. And a miracle happened! The evil of the world has found interlocutors who are capable of returning the Debauchery of Sodomy to the State and who are not afraid of the wrath of the Tsar. It was the Silver Age of flooding! They spent whole nights developing an insidious plan, which, unfortunately, was not carried out in full, because they still did not want to go under the guillotine voluntarily. Nevertheless, then a person was found who, more than once, remaining in the shadows, helped the Heads of the Kingdom-State in word and deed, thanks to which the repairs in the walls of the main building became more sane and less irritating to the eyes, through whose efforts a post was created with the most common and already tired of all the rulers questions. And that person’s name was Satsuko_Hyuuga. She repeatedly pointed out to the rulers their jambs and moonlighted as their personal psychologist part-time. nine0007 However, two months have passed since the World Evil was left alone, in one of which it also managed to wind up for a couple of weeks in the summer residence to the King .
And when almost all the Heads of State gathered together again, something irreparable happened. With such eminent personalities as the Heads of the Realm, it could not be otherwise. It was a good evening, smoothly flowing into the night, on the eve of which, in some completely unimaginable way, all four had seen enough delusional dreams about the Inquisition. You ask why all four had the same dream? It’s simple: as everyone knows, geniuses think in parallel. But our heroes are not only brilliant, they are also delusions of grandeur, which is why they had the same dream. nine0007 So, impressed by dreams about the Inquisition, the Heads of the Kingdom decided to organize a large-scale purge of the Kingdom-State in order to cleanse the world around them from filth.
Now it is impossible to find out which of the Heads, and most importantly why, proposed to arrange this disgrace, but one thing is certain — this person would become an enemy of humanity. And only World Evil knows this secret, as well as the secret of the reason for the purge, but it will be silent, since the Fearless King has already received it in the neck anyway.
Three days and three nights the Heads of the Kingdoms fought with trolls, holivars and flood. It was a merciless war, after which the warriors of the Kingdom-State could not leave for several days: their brilliant skulls boiled, and bloody tears flowed from their eyes. But our heroes would not be themselves if they could not cope with all the difficulties. And then decide on a repetition of the party, no less difficult and tiring, and only after it for a long time no one stuttered about such a thing … but life does not stand still, and, no matter how scary it is, the storm will soon break out again. A storm in which half of your devoted Kingdom-State will sink into oblivion will be cleansed of garbage and harmful waste of trolls. Yes, the government promises for a long time, but someday it will have to be done.
And again, after the purge in the YaFN, nice quiet days have come. The Boyars Evil Moderator and Yaoi, as well as the Tsar’s Favorite World Evil, under the control of the aforementioned Tsar, kept order and occasionally chased the trolls, not allowing them to gather in mighty groups.
So they lived and got on, they practically did not know troubles. Day after day, month after month. And so many sights have accumulated in the Kingdom-State (doji and art, for example, despite the fact that the community is intended for fanfiction, posts of angry representatives of the under-intellectuals who are not shy in expressions and are not afraid of Heaven’s Punishment for insulting the God-chosen Tsar and his faithful Boyars and Favorite , especially informative entries, such as: a post with the shortest fic, a post with a dot; and much more …), that it was decided to open its own museum. With the opening of the museum, the level of development of the Kingdom increased, and the greatest metamorphosis in the universe took place: just as a cocoon, similar to something impartial, turns into a beautiful butterfly, so our Kingdom-State has changed, and began to proudly bear the name «Community» Naruto Yaoi Fanfiction «. But even after such a change, lazy asses did not change the abbreviation. So our heroes received new, no less great names: the Fearless Admin, who goes to defeat the World Evil … And the World Evil itself, which for some reason unsuccessfully tries to defeat your humble Fearless Admin. And, of course, let’s not forget the Evil Moderator, a pupil of the World Evil, who is unsuccessfully trying to defeat the Fearless Admin. And the fourth chapter is the great and terrible Yaoi himself, who has long captured the brain of both the Fearless Admin, and the World Evil, and the Evil Moderator , and your…
This is how our cheerful, but very messy company worked, guarding the peace of the Regular Readers of the Community.
But this, to your regret or, on the contrary, fortunately, is not the end!
Somehow a letter came to the World Evil, which spoke of a great drinking bout, Evil could not resist such an alluring offer and went on a long journey along the forty-degree river towards fun and relaxation. World Evil did not yet know that in the morning a disgusting mood and evil uncle Bodunische awaited him . ..
But there was one cunning person among the PCs who decided to take advantage of the absence of Fearless Admin’s assistant. This insidious person has fooled your valiant Administrator and asked to be the Head of the community. The fearless Admin could not resist, he is generally some kind of frail to persistent people, in general, after some deliberation, the Admin took her … to the Moderators, of course. And he named her Worcester. Thornist was Worcester’s road to gaining recognition from other Heads, but her endless supply of energy, inhuman performance and courage in the fight against the Enemies of the People could not but be rewarded. nine0007 Time passed. Days, weeks, months, and the Fifth Head of the community got used to the new team more and more, and eventually became an indispensable part of it. Wooster has flawlessly dispersed the trolls and monitored the situation in YFN, this is truly the greatest warrior of our community, who is called YFN-Van Moder behind his back with a mouse instead of a lightsaber.

And now let’s remember the beginning of our chronicle and one of its insidious villains, or rather the Younger Under-Gad. Why do you think she had such a name? All because there was a Senior GlavGad! And right now he will appear …
His appearance was radically different from the appearance of his predecessor: he did not hide and immediately began to do dirty tricks. The community is again mired in flooding and holivars; even Fludilni did not help against the Senior GlavGad. This is a truly terrible person, and his name is devilaxe.
The Fearless Admin did not know what to do: all the methods he took against GlavGad did not help: he was generously given warnings, bans, but everything was in vain. At one fine moment, devilaxe even managed to break through the barricades and get into the holy of holies of the AM-composition — their diaries … It seemed like the beginning of the end, it was worse than cataclysms in nature and the atomic bomb combined. Nothing helped against Glavgad. The situation was saved by our faithful YaFN-Van Moder, who took all the flood and holivar upon herself. Gradually, GlavGad calmed down, but to this day he walks among us, and, not even an hour, this time bomb will explode, and then … What will happen «then» no one can say, but it will definitely be a disaster. nine0005

But not only GlavGad walks among us, there is one more person. He had been there for many months, quietly helping her heads. Our humble Guardian Angel aka incomplete. Gradually, she became one of the Community Moderators, but her services to the YFN cannot be counted on the fingers and toes that only her depraved texts in our community are worth; she, like Ero-sanin, taught us all perversions … Oh, what a good person he is!
This is how we work to this day, giving you pleasure and corrupting your favorite PCs. There are more of you every day. Once upon a time, it was a great happiness for the Fearless Admin to see the round number 100 above your list. He was happy as a child, and this post can be found in the museum, with a link to the original, which still hangs in the community to this day. And even now, when the fandom is restless, when fighting is taking place here and there, and someone continues to add fuel to the fire, there are more and more of you every day! This really means a lot to those who run the community from the very early days, when only the Dauntless Admin and a couple of activists were involved in filling it out, when there were no rules yet, and when the Dauntless Admin himself hosted entertainment like «guess the song» or told stories about how he washes the dishes… We would like to maintain the friendly atmosphere that prevailed here then, but without your help and without your fulfillment of certain conditions, this will not be achieved. Only by joining forces and trying to understand each other people and the ruling party the ruling elite will be able to build an ideal State, create a community of people where it will be pleasant to stay, communicate, create and improve.
But, as the author of the chronicle, I will tell you one little secret: not a single giant leap forward throughout the history of mankind has passed without victims, in our community there will soon be big changes, so be strong, my friends, and pray for changes have not touched you, because two of you will never again be like everyone else.