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The Kifflom! trophy/achievement is awarded for completing the Epsilon quest-line— which is among the most lengthy, tedious, and frustrating in the game— with Michael. Other characters cannot do the missions. This quest-line becomes available very early in the game, once you’ve unlocking Michael as a playable character. Doing all parts of the quest-line will cost at least $90,500 (so it’s recommended that you attempt after the jewelry heist), but can earn you up to $2,100,000 in the end… So it’s well worth the time and money investment.

Step 1 (0:05) — Open the internet browser of your in-game phone, go to the Epsilon website «epsilonprogram.com» and complete the evaluation (how you answer the questions doesn’t matter).
Step 2 (0:45) — A question mark will show up in Raton Canyon after a while. Go there.
Step 3 (1:09) — After the cutscene you will get an e-mail. Open the attached link and donate $500 to the Epsilon website.
Step 4 (1:39) — The Epsilon symbol will appear on the world map after some time. Go back to your house and save the game a couple of times until the symbol shows up on the world map. Go there.
Step 5 (1:54) — After the cutscene you will get an e-mail. Open the attached link and donate $5,000 to the Epsilon website.
Step 6 (2:12) — Go to the next Epsilon symbol (takes some time until it shows up on your map, go to sleep in your safehouse again).
Step 7.1. (2:31) — Collect all five Epsilon vehicles (1. Declasse Tornado)
Step 7.2. (3:16) — Collect all five Epsilon vehicles (2. Pegassi Vacca)
Step 7.3. (3:36) — Collect all five Epsilon vehicles (3. Benefactor Surano)
Step 7.4. (3:57) — Collect all five Epsilon vehicles (4. Enus Super Diamond)
Step 7.5. (4:21) — Collect all five Epsilon vehicles (5. Dinka Double-T)
Step 8 (4:58) — Go to the next Epsilon symbol (takes some time until it shows up on your map, go to sleep in your safehouse again).
Step 9 (5:18) — Complete the mission.
Step 10 (7:21) — Donate $10,000 to the Epsilon website.
Step 11 (7:40) — Go to the next Epsilon symbol (takes some time until it shows up on your map, go to sleep in your safehouse again).
Step 12 (7:57) — After the cutscene you will get an e-mail. Open the attached link and buy the robes for $25,000 from the Epsilon website.
Step 13 (8:23) — After the robes have been delivered (takes 1 day), equip them from Michael’s closet. If they don’t show up, try quitting and re-entering the game. You need to wear them for 10 cumulative in-game days (6 real-life hours). When you save the game using Michael’s bed, it progresses the in-game time 6 hours, so the fastest way to do this is sleep 40 times… An indicator will appear in the bottom-left of the screen saying how many days you’ve worn them as you progress.
Step 14 (8:56) — Go to the next Epsilon symbol (takes some time until it shows up on your map, go to sleep in your safehouse again).

Step 15 (9:25) — Complete the mission.
Step 16 (9:55) — Go to the next Epsilon symbol (takes some time until it shows up on your map, go to sleep in your safehouse again).
Step 17 (10:08) — Wander 5 miles through the «desert» wearing Epsilon robes (it’s recommended that you rubber band your analog sticks together). Don’t leave the area, or it’ll reset! Also, make sure there’s no wild animals that can kill you. An indicator will appear in the bottom-left of the screen saying how many miles you’ve ran as you progress. At 4 miles, you’ll receive a phone-call; answer it! After you’re done with all 5 miles, you’ll receive another phone-call; answer this one too!

Step 18 (10:54) — Go to the final Epsilon symbol (takes some time until it shows up on your map, go to sleep in your safehouse again).
Step 19 (11:05) — Finish the mission. There are two options:  Option A — Get out of the money-filled vehicle and follow the fellow Epsilonist to your «reward»: a tractor that can’t make it up the hill to Michael’s house— though its license plate is «KIFFLOM1», which is unique. You’ll receive the trophy/achievement, but not the money.  Option B — While driving to the spot wait for Cris vehicle to go the parking lot, and as soon you see him going left make a dash for it. Take the money-filled vehicle and run *This does not allow you to get gold. The epsilonists, their guards, and the police (you gain a 3-star wanted-level) will try to kill you. You may either engage them or escape from them, but the vehicle must stay safe in order to get the money. It’s recommended that you choose this option because, not only will you receive the trophy/achievement, but you’ll also get $2,100,000 (provided that the vehicle isn’t destroyed).

  • If you wish to get Gold for Step 19 you will have to get in the parking lot, kill all the Epsilon security guys. DON’T Forget — You have to kill them before going downstairs, either the quest will finish as option A and you will get only the Tractor. Drive with the car and you will get gold, be sure not to destroy it when shooting.

After the quest ends you will get an call from Cris notifying that you are marked for death and career destruction. Nothing happens after that, and Michael states that the money stole represents a refund for everything he donated to the cult.

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With the GTA 5 Kifflom Trophy/Achievement, the Epsilon Program is back in the Grand Theft Auto series. The cult’s return brings a lengthy quest into GTA 5 that involves finding and joining the cult, and then going on a journey of spiritual enlightenment. In reality, it’s not a clear path and you’ll be doing some ridiculous missions. Here’s how to complete the Epsilon Program missions in GTA 5 to get yourself the Kifflom! Trophy or Achievement, as well as find some optional Epsilon Tracts.

GTA 5 Epsilon missions walkthrough

How to start the GTA 5 Epsilon Missions

Once you’ve completed the story mission Father and Son, Michael will be able to access the Epsilon Program website. Pull up your phone’s internet app or sit down at any computer to log in. Search «Epsilon» in EyeFind and click on the first link, then fill out the evaluation form. Your answers have no bearing on the side missions.

After the evaluation, Michael will be asked to find a certain red truck…

Seeking the Truth

A question mark will appear in Raton Canyon. Head there to find the red truck in question. This side quest is nothing more than a cutscene, so find the truck and get it over with.

You’ll then receive an email asking for a $500 dollar donation to the Church of Epsilon. Head to the website again and pay the money, or the next mission will not appear.

Accepting the Truth

The next mission will open up shortly; look for the Epsilon logo on your map. When it appears, head there to start the next leg of the enlightenment quest. This time, your new contact Marnie will ask you to purchase further enlightenment for $5,000. You know what this means. Head to the Epsilon website once again and make a $5,000 donation.

Assuming the Truth

Another Epsilon symbol will soon appear in Grapeseed. Head there to encounter Marnie again. This time she wants you to steal five very special vehicles for some high rankling Epsilon members. The five cars are the Pegassi Vacca, Benefactor Surano, Declasse Tornado, Enus Super Diamond, and Dinka Double-T. Tracking down these vehicles is much easier than you’d think — you just have to know where to look. Here are the locations:

Pegassi Vacca, parked in a driveway

Benefactor Surano, parked in a small lot

Declasse Tornado, parked at a body shop

Enus Super Diamond, parked behind a building

Dinka Double-T, parked at the LifeInvader offices

With all five delivered, this mission will end, and another Epsilon logo will appear on your map.

Chasing the Truth

Head to the new logo to start the next leg of the GTA 5 Epsilon mission. This time, Marnie and Jimmy need you to track down some items they believe are not of this earth. You need to find three items to satisfy their search. Much like the cars, this is really simple if you know where to look.

This first item is a TV. Head northwest from the starting point to reach this fence. The TV lies along it.

The second item is some sort of battery. Head directly north from the TV toward the dry river nearby. Just before the terrain drops off into the stream, you’ll find the battery by some bushes.

The final item is a boot. Head southeast from the battery to find this little picnic spot. Just past it is the boot you’re looking for.

With the search over, you’ll now need to pay $10,000 for more «enlightenment.» Crack open your phone and make two donations of $5,000 to the Epsilon website to unlock the next mission.

Bearing the Truth

Once the Epsilon logo appears, head there for the next mission. This time, Marnie tasks you with wearing Epsilon robes for 10 days. It’s not as annoying as it sounds. Start by heading the Epsilon website and buy the robes for $25,000. Yes, that’s really how much they cost. After a one-day cycle, they will appear in your wardrobe.

Now, the 10 days might seem like a lot, but there’s a trick to this task — sleeping. Simply sleep repeatedly with Michael, as this passes a lot of time very quickly. Sleep repeatedly until the 10 days are up, and a new mission will unlock.

Delivering the Truth

This one is very straightforward. Head to the new Epsilon logo to meet Torn, who tasks you with flying a plane to an airfield. Hop in and fly to the destination to wrap this one up.

Exercising the Truth

Another Epsilon logo will soon appear on your map. Make sure you’re wearing your Epsilon robes, and head there to meet up with the whole Epsilon crew once again. They’re ready to send you to meet their leader, but first you must run five miles through the desert. No seriously.

You have two ways to complete this one: active and passive. For the active route, hold down that run button and have Michael run until you receive a notice that the five miles have been completed. For the passive route, you can use a rubber band and a small weighted object to tie the thumbstick back and weigh down the run button. Come back later to find the task completed.

Choose whichever method you prefer, and after the task is completed, you’ll receive a call for the final Epsilon mission.

Unknowing the Truth

You’ve been summoned to the Epsilon Center by Cris Formage, founder of the Epsilon program. Head to the Epsilon logo while wearing the Epsilon robes to start the final mission. You’ll also need at least $50,000 in your bank account — money which Cris adds to a store of cash in his car to be sent off to various investments.

After the cutscene and paying your money, follow Cris’ security detail to the designated spot. Upon arriving, you have two choices: leave the car at the drop zone to complete your enlightenment, or steal Cris’ car and make off with the money inside.

Should you choose to steal the car, take out your oppressors and get back into the car quickly — we recommend an RPG or sticky bombs to get rid of the chopper. Escape the cops (or alternatively, the Epsilon guards), and the mission will end. You’ll get a nice chunk of change from Cris’ car, and either way you’ll receive an achievement/trophy for your effort. Enlightenment complete.

GTA 5 Epsilon Tract Locations

Epsilon Tract Locations

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With the Epsilon Program complete, Marnie will send you a clue about finding an Epsilon Tract — there are 10 total to find, and Marnie sends a new clue every time you find the previous one. You’ve already unlocked the achievement/trophy at this point, and the tracts are simply for collecting. There’s no reward for finding them all, but we’ve got all the locations if you still want to track them down:

Tract #1 — Mount Chiliad

The first Epsilon tract is atop Mount Chiliad. Head to the observation deck on the summit to find it.

Tract #2 — Palamino Highlands

Off the east coast of the Palamino Highlands is a bay. Take a dinghy out there and go diving to find the wreckage a of a massive boat. The second tract is on the ocean floor next to the wreck.

Tract #3 — Pacific Ocean

This one is a bit off (yet obviously, on) the map. Head to the large northern island at the tip top of the map. You’ll find a tract here.

Tract #4 — Mount Chiliad

Marked on the map is the south entrance to the tunnel that runs through Mount Chiliad. Enter that tunnel and proceed until you reach a small set a of steps. The tract is atop them, against a door.

Tract #5 — Little Seoul

There is an old church in north Little Seoul. Head there to find the next track at the base of the building.

Tract #6 — Paleto Cove

The next tract is along the coast in Paleto Cove. In this area is the Sonar Collections Dock, a business also available for purchase. Head to the end of the dock and down the short steps to find the tract.

Tract #7 — Richman

The next tract is in swanky Richman. At the northern edge of the district is an exquisite mansion. Head up the private driveway to find a tract inside a set of stairs before the mansion entrance.

Tract #8 — Mount Chiliad

It’s back to the game’s big old mountain for this one. As you can see from the screenshot, the next tract is very near where you acquired the first one. Just walk down the slope and snatch it from under the tree.

Tract #9 — Downtown

You’ll need a helicopter for this one. The Maze Bank is the tallest building in the game, and the penultimate tract sits atop it. Fly up to the roof for the high altitude collectible.

Tract #10 — Pacific Bluffs

In the southeast edge of Pacific Bluffs is a cemetery. In the center of said cemetery is a lake, and you’ll find the final tract next to an island grave in that lake.

Congratulations — you’ve found all of the Epsilon Tracts!

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Only Michael can try to join the Epsilon cult.

For starters, you should probably visit the site of the cult — www.epsilonprogram.com (inside the game), which, by the way, exists (like many other sites from R* games). In order to visit the site, you need to enter part of its name in the search on Eyefind. The site has a survey «Assess your essence», the answers to the questions do not affect anything, the answer is static. After passing the test, you will see the result, and under the result, in a different font, instructions are quite well-known in some circles on how to meet members of the cult. Alternatively, you can meet a random character, a preacher, who will tell you about the cult.

When visiting the site, Trevor will say that he can no longer be saved, and Franklin that he is not so stupid.

So:
I) Later, a quest question mark will appear on the map (random character quest designation).

Upon arrival at this place, Michael will see a red car, as in the description. Having performed the necessary actions, he learns a part of the truth.

II) The next step is to donate $500 through the cult site and wait a couple of days.

III) A new map icon will appear later. After the meeting you will be asked to help the cult with another donation through the site in the amount of $5000

IV) During the next meeting you will be asked to get 5 modes of transport.

Targets:

Pegassi Vacca — Easiest to buy online

Benefactor Surano — Easiest to buy online

Declasse Tornado — Found in the countryside where meeting 9 was held0003

Enus Super Diamond — Can be found in the area where the garage is located, where to take the car

Dinka Double-T — Can be found in the area where the garage is located, where to take the car

V) After a while, the cult will contact you . Your next mysterious encounter awaits.

VI) The cult needs $10,000, you are asked to add the amount through the website.

VII) After the next meeting, get ready to buy an Epsilon robe/pajamas for $25,000 and leave in it for 10 in-game days, if you wish, you can rewind the time while saving (+6 hours). Notifications that you have carried the mantle in a day will appear on the first four days and on the tenth day. A message will be received later.

VIII ) Next meeting, pilot skill required.

IX) After the next meeting, get ready to learn the truth by running 8 kilometers in the desert. Requires Epsilon Robe and Brother-Brother-issued Medallion. As you progress towards your goal, notifications will appear about how much you have run, followed by autosave.

X) You will be scheduled to meet later at the Epsilon Center where Chris Formage will meet you, provided you bring more money with you. Then you have a choice — to accept the truth or not.

From 12 hours to a couple of days pass between the stages until the corresponding symbol appears on the map. If there is any doubt whether there is progress on the task or not, then during your actions (for example, on the site, while wearing a mantle, running in the desert), pay attention to the lower right corner — if you are moving forward in progress, the autosave icon will appear.

It should be added only that the Cult of Epsilon is one of the easter egg puzzles (rather of course jokes, even practical jokes) introduced into the GTA universe by developers since GTA: San Andreas. Who is interested — there are many articles and videos on the Internet, doubts, statements, etc. I tried to write the hint as concisely as possible, in order to avoid plot spoilers that will not allow you to fully experience the unknown, trust / doubt and even some mysticism during the passage of tasks.

This is interesting:

After any ending, Marnie (a former drug addict, epsilonist) will tell us that we should write a treatise, some kind of work dedicated to the cult. In fact, this is not an empty message, there are indeed 10 treatises scattered in the game, I came across the first of them on the top of the mountain, on the observation deck (pay attention to the drawing in the form of an eye under the platform and the inscription written in chalk on the back end «COME BACK WHEN YOUR STORY IS COMPLETE»), not far from the second funicular… Next comes a message from Marnie with the next clue. Treatise tubes can be collected by any character, but the messages go to Michael.

It’s very hard to find all Epsilon treatises by short hints, so here is video guide .

As a reward, you will receive a message congratulating you and a link to www.epsilonprogram.com/tract ( in game ) where you can read Epsilon’s Treatise on Paradigm 9. Year 157.

Kifflom Trophy! / Kifflom! Grand Theft Auto V games

Only Michael can try to join the Epsilon cult.

For starters, you should probably visit the site of the cult -www. epsilonprogram.com (inside the game), which, by the way, exists (like many other sites from R* games). In order to visit the site, you need to enter part of its name in the search on Eyefind. The site has a survey «Assess your essence», the answers to the questions do not affect anything, the answer is static. After passing the test, you will see the result, and under the result, in a different font, instructions are quite well-known in some circles on how to meet members of the cult. Alternatively, you can meet a random character, a preacher, who will tell you about the cult.

When visiting the site, Trevor will say that he can no longer be saved, and Franklin that he is not so stupid.

So:

I) Later, a quest question mark will appear on the map (random character quest designation). Upon arrival at this place, Michael will see a red car, as in the description. Having performed the necessary actions, he learns a part of the truth.

II) For the next step, you will need to donate $500 through the cult site and wait a couple of days.

III) A new map icon will appear later. After the meeting, you will be asked to help the cult with another donation through the site in the amount of $5,000

IV) During the next meeting, you will be asked to deliver 5 modes of transport.

Objectives:

1 — BenefactorsUrano — can also be bought on the game Internet

2 — PEGASSivACCA — you can also buy

9000 3 — DINKADOBLE -T 9 on the game Internet.0003

4 -Declasse Tornado

5 — Enus SuperDiamond — Can also be bought on the in-game internet Your next mysterious encounter awaits.

VI) The cult needs $10,000, you are asked to add the amount through the website.

VII) After the next meeting, get ready to buy an Epsilon robe/pajamas for $25,000 and spend 10 game days in it, you can rewind the time if you wish (+6 hours). Notifications that you have carried the mantle in a day will appear on the first four days and on the tenth day. A message will be received later.

VIII ) Next meeting, pilot skill required.

IX) After the next meeting, get ready to learn the truth by running 8 kilometers in the desert. Requires Epsilon Robe and Brother-Brother-issued Medallion. As you progress towards your goal, notifications will appear about how much you have run, followed by autosave.

X) You will be scheduled to meet later at the Epsilon Center where Chris Formage will meet you, provided you bring more money with you. Then you have a choice — to accept the truth or not.

Between stages, it takes from 12 hours to a couple of days until the corresponding symbol appears on the map. If there is doubt whether the task is progressing or not, then during your actions (for example, on the site, while wearing a mantle, running in the desert), pay attention to the lower right corner — if you are moving in progress, the autosave icon will appear.

It should be added only that the Cult of Epsilon is one of the easter egg puzzles (rather of course jokes, even practical jokes) introduced into the GTA universe by developers since GTA: San Andreas. Who is interested — on the Internet there are many articles and videos, doubts, statements of Ypres. I tried to write the hint as concisely as possible, in order to avoid plot spoilers that will not allow you to fully experience the unknown, trust / doubt, and even some mysticism during the passage of tasks.

This is interesting:

After any ending, Marnie (a former drug addict, epsilonist) will tell us that we should write a treatise, some work dedicated to the cult. In fact, this is not an empty message, there are indeed 10 treatises scattered in the game, I came across the first of them on the top of the mountain, on the observation deck (pay attention to the drawing in the form of an eye under the platform and the inscription written in chalk on the back end «COME BACK WHEN YOUR STORY IS COMPLETE»), not far from the second funicular… Next comes a message from Marnie with the next clue. Treatise tubes can be collected by any character, but the messages go to Michael.